I BEAT YOU LONG TIME, ME SO BRUTAL
2006-10-28, 2:56 a.m.

TONIGHT AT WORK 3 HUGE FIGHTS BROKE OUT WITHIN MOMENTS OF EACH OTHER.
WHEN ALL THESE BACK-UP CALLS CAME THROUGH THE RADIO, I RAN, YES...RAN FROM MY STATION TO THE CENTRAL CONTROL STATION TO ASSIST MY PARTNER. BY DOING THAT, I ENABLED ALL THE GUYS THAT WERE STATIONED IN WITH HER TO GET TO THE BLOCKS WHERE THE FIGHTING WAS.

I JUMPED RIGHT IN AND START MANNING THE CAMERAS AND MY PARTNER RAN THE CONTROLS. THE ENTIRE TIME I'M MANNING CAMERAS, I JUST STOOD THERE IN AMAZEMENT, THESE GUYS/INMATES BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!

YOU COULD TELL WE HAD AT LEAST 1 OR 2 INEXPERIENCED OFFICERS DOWN THERE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS SOON GOING TO ERUPT WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN AT THEIR FEET OR SEE THEM LACING UP (PUTTING SNEAKERS ON). THE GUYS USUALLY WALK AROUND WITH SLIPPERS/FLIP FLOPS ON, AND AS I'M WATCHING THIS I SEE ABOUT A DOZEN INMATES WITH SNEAKERS.

THE ONE GUY THAT GOT ATTACKED ON THE ONE BLOCK WAS SITTING THERE, THEN I STARTED SEEING MORE ACTIVITY AROUND HIM, WITH LOTS OF HAND SIGNALS. ALL OF THAT TOOK PLACE WITHIN A MINUTE, MAYBE LESS. THEN BAM, THE NEXT THING YOU SEE IS HIM DOWN AND 7 GUYS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. THE GUY GETTING BEAT IS A BIG GUY ALSO, OVER 6 FOOT.
THAT MAY NOT SOUND BIG TO YOU, BUT WHEN I'M ONLY 5'3", THATS BIG!

AS THE FIGHT CONTINUED, I'M WATCHING ALL THESE OFFICERS RUN IN, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF AS I WAS WITNESSING MY SERGEANT BASH THIS GUY TO THE GROUND...WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A BUCK.

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A FEW OF MY PARTNERS ARE AT EACH OTHERS THROATS.
THE ONE THAT I DUBBED NURSE RATCHED FROM 'ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST'

BUT LOOKS MORE LIKE AN OLD 'PEG BUNDY' HATES EVERYONE BUT ME, AND I THINK SHE'D HATE ME ALSO, BUT NEEDS SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO HER DULL LIFE OF WOES.
THE OTHER PARTNERS ONLY HATE HER. WELL NURSE RATCHED AND THE OTHER PARTNER, WHO I'VE TOLD LOOKS LIKE A TALL DWARF GOT INTO A HUGE BLOW OUT. AND TALL DWARF CALLED NURSE RATCHED, TO HER FACE, A "FUCKING MISERABLE BITCH" WHEN THEY GOT CALLED TO ADMINISTRATION!
NATURALLY, THEY EACH HAD THERE TURN WITH ME, TELLING ME THERE VERSION OF WHAT TRANSPIRED BEHIND THE DOORS. THEY BOTH SAID PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THINGS, EXCEPT ONE WAS DULL AND THE OTHER WAS QUITE ANIMATED.
OH HELL, I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS.....MAYBE TOMORROW IT WILL COME BACK TO ME.

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